Thursday, 21 May 2009

MPs finally starting to understand

MPs last night finally started to show signs of understanding just how vile and disgusting they really are.

Nadine Dorries, the Tory MP, said that there was too much pressure on parliamentarians - too much pressure, the pressure a bank robber feels when the fuzz are knocking his door down. “The atmosphere in Westminster is unbearable. People are constantly checking if others are OK. Everyone fears a suicide”.

Ben Philips, a minimum wage West-London B&Q employee added "well, we have sold a years worth of rope-lengths in 14 days - business couldn't be better!"

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