Gordon Brown today rejected suggestions he was ready to quit as Prime Minister to head the new role of 'global financial regulator' adding "I want to, at least, have one successful day in the job I am doing now".
The prime minister used his monthly Downing Street press conference to insist his priority was with "the needs of hardworking families who are worried about their homes and jobs that I have f---ed over the last 12 years in which time, I alone, have controlled the UK economy. Oh and, my votes just ain't looking too good". Adding "I gotsta start blaggin' these muppets - Jacqui says she can jail most of the brainy people who won't vote for me - y'see, 'coz while their doin' bird - they won't be able to vote - genius, y'know what I mean, then the stupid - well that's dead easy, that one is! Alistair is already stock piling the turkey twistlers while we still have some money left in petty cash, we will be giving 'em away free - I can see the posters already - one vote for labour and you too can get free a twistler dinner. This will make people use gas too which will make the ecomic, ecomonomno, that eco thing better - and its greener too!!"
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